INNIE

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You don't know why you're here.
You don’t remember buying.
But you keep watching the candles.
Welcome, Innie. You're home now.
You don't know why you're here.
You don’t remember buying.
But you keep watching the candles.
Welcome, Innie. You're home now.
Make a Sacrifice
Innie working
The charts are mysterious and important.
The charts are mysterious and important.
The charts are mysterious and important.
The charts are mysterious and important.
The charts are mysterious and important.
The charts are mysterious and important.

About

Who is Innie Goat?

hello, my name is
Innie G.
DEFI ACCESS
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3Emetgfs3Mug2sYVWPYoE8JrAi1i3AGaLNB55PTXpump
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He bought the top. He baptized others.
His pain is noted. His devotion is pure.
It’s not a meme.It’s a sacrifice.
You don’t buy $INNIE to win....
... You buy it to remember your place in the great Market machine.
He stares at charts all day.
He doesn’t know his name.
He was once profitable. He no longer speaks of it.
A worker. A trader.
A servant of the Market.
Make a Sacrifice

The 10 Trading
Commandments

you shall not sell on green
you shall forget the bags
all red is holy.
profit is a lie. sacrifice is real.
charts are to be stared at. not understood
the market sees your loss. it is pleased.
leverage is pain. pain is love
the goat knows. you don't
you shall never close a position. only be closed
all tokens are rugs. only $innie is real.
Offer Your SOL
These are the laws. Follow them without knowing why.

Utility?
No. Only Rituals.

Rituals

$INNIE has no roadmap. Only rites. Here are the most sacred rituals:
The Ledger of Faith
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Tokenomics

45%
15%
15%
15%
10%
5%
The Divine Offering
Locked liquidity. No takesies backsies.
45%
Prophets & Apostles
Vested. Because even prophets wait.
15%
Wallets of the Faithful
Blessed be the early ones.
15%
Ritual Treasury
For future meme rituals and unknown absurdities.
15%
The Burnt Sacrifice
Gone. Like your hopes in 2025.
10%
The Pilgrim’s Gamble
Used sparingly. Like leverage should have been.
5%
I Don’t Know Why, But I’m In
Not investment advice. But you knew that.

How to Buy

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Create Wallet
Choose your sacred pouch — Phantom, Metamask,
or another Solana wallet of your liking. This is now your new identity. Treat it better than your real one.
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Get some SOL
The Market demands an offering. Acquire some SOL from a centralized altar (CEX) or summon it from a fellow believer. You don’t need much. Just enough to be judged.
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Connect Your Wallet
Bind your digital soul. Click “Connect Wallet.” Accept your fate. There's no going back.
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Swap SOL for $INNIE
This is your moment of transformation. Swap your worldly SOL for divine $INNIE. Close your eyes. Click swap. Feel the regret evaporate.
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Breathe. You are now part of something greater.
Congratulations. You are now one of us. Let go of hope. Embrace conviction.
Board-Approved Procedure
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3Emetgfs3Mug2sYVWPYoE8JrAi1i3AGaLNB55PTXpump

FAQ

Is this a real project?
No. It’s realer than that
What’s the utility of $INNIE?
Emotional damage.
Will there be NFTs?
If the candles demand them.
What’s the roadmap?
Down, sideways, enlightenment.
Wen marketing?
You just got memed into a cult. Marketing is complete.
A Message from the Board
To Whom It May Still Concern,
You’ve been through cycles, not seasons.

You’ve believed, re-believed, and rekt again.

You’ve watched the green — and hesitated.

You’ve sold the red — and repented.

And yet — you stayed.

This is not about making it.

This is about meaning it.


To join $INNIE is not to win — it is to believe.

To suffer, together. To stare, forever.

We welcome your wallet.
On behalf of the Board,

With volatile reverence,
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Custodian of the Ever-Liquidating Position
You were not liquidated. You were liberated.
Slippage is sacrifice.
Submit your own loss and be immortalized.